crayolacat89

the breakfast club, most definitely. no other teen movie compares.

you know what?  i think i'm finally going to post something.  i hate twilight.  it deserves to die.  bella, belle, whatever her name is, has seriously set feminism back about a hundred years.  and the guy who plays edward?  he's not hot.  like, at all.  vampires are supposed to be inexplicably hot, just oozing sex appeal. 

it would've been hotter if bella were a guy.  then we wouldn't have to scratch our eyes out at their bad acting.  seriously, though, it would be amazing.  they wouldn't even have to get together.  it'd be great.  ed would be into bella, who'd be bill now, and bill would be straight, but ed, who is so hot, would charm the pants off him.  literally. then, it'd be like, "i'm not gay, you're going to have to force me."

and ed'd be like, "okay, that's fine, i have super-human strength anyway."

and bill: "no, no wait, don't rape me.  i'm not gay, i don't want you... hang on let me just get my shirt colllar out of the way for you...."

amazing.  


also, anyone else realize that vampires can't have sex?  the most erotic thing they do is bite peoples' necks.  you see, vampires are dead, right?  therefore, their blood is not pumping through their veins.  and how do you get hard.  your hearts pumps blood to your dick, the vessels close up so it can't leave, and you get hard.  vampires can't have sex.  female vampires could screw a human but a male vampire can't have sex with anyone.  so there.  

case closed.  now of those books make sense, and i will never read them.